This is how it works for me
(actual quotes):
"I know
less about you now than I did when I first met you." -
lz
"What I had wanted to say on Saturday morning (when I called you from van)
was that you disrupt my ability to make smalltalk with people
...in the best possible way.
I'll be having what I thought was a fine and entertaining conversation with someone else
and then you come along. and it's like
oh my god- its so much more fun talking to Jenn. I can't pretend to foster a dialogue with these other bozos no mo'" -- tr
"you are so good to me." --
jlc
"May I
suggest that in future, either fidelity or full disclosure at
a much earlier point might be a wiser option. This is
just the sort of thing that convinces men that Women are
Wack. Don't do this to your gender." - nbs
"philly2nite executive editor malik wilson
has an insurmountable crush on restaurant writer jen estaris
-- he has been moaning about his crush for at least the past 3 weeks... everyone, please write to malik to
encourage him in his quest to score a date with jen.
You can also write to jen herself to convince her that
malik is her one true love." - mw
"i really understand, but you didn't get back
to me last night or reply to emails for several days.
i'm not that upset, but if you're avoiding me, have the
decency to let me know." - jgf
"But when you go away, and I'm alone, I get
scared and start to dwell on the lack of security in my life."
- jgf
"you always look cool! you
know that." - lz
"And I remember that I told you that I thought
you were brilliant, and attractive and really the coolest girl
I knew. and then you probably thought that was bullshit. But I
really meant it and I'm sorry that it might not have seemed that way..." - gc
"As for the writer... she can go f**k
herself... sounds like she'd be up to that!" - s
"jennifer is a cool chick and i'm glad i met her. but the
way i met her often gives me grief. like i'm supposed to be a
certain way around her." - jh
"I'm not trying to harrass you or anything, I
just thought until now that we were still good friends or
something and you enjoyed talking with me. Anyways, it's just
sad I think, do you hate me or something? If that's
because you're scared that i'm gonna ask you lotsa questions
well u can sleep quietly... I had my answers now and i am not
even gonna annoy myself or you anymore with that stuff...." -
dg
"I have no
clue what the writer was planning on getting at by doing so,
but whatever her intentions, the only thing the last sentence
speaks of is Ms. Estaris' sheer lack of focus and coherence."
- kt
"Again, I don't want to
sound too self important. I'm just saying that I've thought
about you alot because I genuinely have always thought you
were really cool, and remarkable." - gc
"they stalk you because you have such a magnetic
personality!" - cp
"a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a video game t-shirt."- al
"you know sometimes i feel like we argue like a couple, and i think that maybe we could be or could have been together like a couple (at least superficially, disregarding everything else) but i'm very happy not having that kind of relationship with you because i know it will last much longer. and you are way too important to me to risk that. sounds lame but its true. and i'd rather not be just another one of those jewish boys who you meet and have a fling with and then get embarassed about being near out of fear of your parents and all that." - ma
"you are like a little phillipino egg mcmuffin" - tr
"I wish you were here to smile and tell me I'm ridiculous." - mfg